5 Bike-Related Things You May Not Know About Me

By | January 17, 2007

Here’s a play on the “5 Things You May Not Know About Me” thing that you may have seen on some blogs. Essentially the concept is that someone lists the 5 things, and then “tags” 5 other people to do the same thing.

I’ve kept my list to bike-related stuff. I’ll tag people at the bottom.

1. I know squat about bike maintenance. I can clean the grime off my bike, and de-grease and re-lube my chain… and fiddle around with my brakes a bit, but other than that, I know nothing about bikes. I’m kind of an anti-“gearhead”. I know in theory how to change a flat, but have never done it – but I don’t mind giving the business to my favourite bikeshop – and at $10 a pop, it’s about the only fairly regular expense my bike incurs, which is loads cheaper than car ownership and year-round TTC reliance. Don’t even mention derailleurs to me… they’re mysteries wrapped in enigmas to me.

2. I’m generally lazy about everything regarding my bike. It takes me weeks to go from thinking “I should clean my chain” to actually doing it. When I think I should go and buy some more lights for my bike at MEC.ca, it takes me a while to do it although MEC isn’t really out of my way on my bike-commute home from work.

3. I’m a slow cyclist. I don’t pretend to be racing in the Tour de France like some cyclists seem to. I generally bike along at a comfortable pace, according to how much energy my legs have and the traffic conditions around me. I coast when I can. I yield to stopping streetcars, and pedestrians in general.

4. I’m impulsive. I’ll go on a long ride through the ravines and trails of Toronto with very little preparation. In fact, I’m more likely to do something like this if the thought comes to me at the last second. A good example is from last March when I biked the waterfront, the Humber valley, over to Eglinton & the Allen, down the Beltline, through Mount Pleasant Cemetary, the Moore Park Ravine, the Brickworks and the Lower Don Valley in a big circuit, just to see if I could do it. It’s by far the longest ride I’ve done (51 km) and it took me 4 hours (see point #3), and it was something I thought of and started on with zero preparation. I did take my camera and one water bottle though.

5. I’m a calm cyclist… until I snap. Most of the time, in my cruising and slow cycling through Toronto, I do it with a Zen-like attitude… life is good… biking is fun… la-de-da. I can even shrug off minor transgressions against me… the car passing a bit too close, the FedEx truck parked in the bikelane.  Sometimes though, all these things add up and I tell a driver everything they are doing wrong.


2 Comments

Michelle on January 31, 2010 at 12:48 pm.

I love this! Especially 1,2, and 3. I can relate especially since there’s this pressure to be a hardcore gearhead if you’re a bike enthusiast.

Joe T. on January 31, 2010 at 1:10 pm.

Glad you like it Michelle. I think numbers 1, 2 and 3 would be ones that the majority of cyclists in Toronto would identify with.

They’re not gearheads, or bike “advocates”… just people that love the fun and feeling of getting somewhere by bike. :)

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