

Sure, your bicycle can take you all over town, it can carry some of your stuff and it can even be a great conversation starter but, has your bicycle opened a bottle for you lately?
Design duo, Chromoly have that problem solved. Introducing the Road Popper.
More info or to purchase here.
Posted: August 9th, 2010
Author: duncan
Filed under: 2010, oddities | 4 Comments »
Hah! If you’re offended by “blue” language and viciously personifying inanimate objects, read no further.

terrible divorce with my Giant XTC 2 – $750 (Cabbagetown)
Date: 2010-06-29, 11:07PM EDT
Me – We need to talk
ME – I… I don’t think we should see each other anymore
XTC = What! Why?
ME – It’s not you, I swear.
XTC – I’m too big… that’s it isn’t it!
ME = no, not at all… Hell, I’m 6′. technically I’m too big for you.
XTC – Is it my shifters? You don’t like the Deore’s anymore…
ME – No! I’m telling you it’s me, you’re perfect. You ride better than any other bike
XTC – What!!! you ass hole! you’ve been riding other bikes!
XTC – god I can’t believe you!
ME – Yes, ok I admit it! you’re just too… hybrid for me.
XTC – Her shocks are bigger aren’t they.
ME – god dammit, can we not… please.
XTC – I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I’m leaving.
ME – hahaha, don’t make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?
…. … … …
Fuck you Giant.XTC 2…. I hate you… even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! you suck. I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you… I hope everyone see’s what a skank you are.
slut
pickup only
Via Todd Tyrtle and Bikeroo
Posted: June 30th, 2010
Author: duncan
Filed under: 2010, Craigslist, humour, oddities | 5 Comments »

Car, bike, bus… what happens when worlds collide?
See below:

Via Change Your Life. Ride a Bike.
Posted: June 1st, 2010
Author: duncan
Filed under: bad drivers, Elsewhere, oddities | 1 Comment »
A trike plus a shopping cart plus milk crates plus buckets and assorted “green” bags and you can take it all with you.
Spotted on Bloor Street West near Palmerston. (Click on the photo for a better look)
Posted: November 1st, 2009
Author: admin
Filed under: cargo bike, oddities, Toronto | No Comments »
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