2000 Vertical Feet vs 5000 Horizontal Feet

Bi-directional epicness.

Marry Me – The Trials of Young Love and Bicycles

Via Copenhagen Cycle Chic

Alternative Forms of Transportation

HAHA!

In MTL, the Alternatives to Bixi are Less Appealing

(In all fairness, a Hunxi model is also in the works…)

Via MTLMedia

Two Tired

Via the Whoa!

Daryn Ford for Mayor “No More Cyclists”

Daryn Ford for Mayor

Via TheDarynJones on YouTube

Straight to kindergarten? On my bike, no way!

Fast

Amazing.

Via Fixed Xor Broken

Functional Fashion Inspired By Cycling and Perspiration

The above video was part of the !ola team‘s submissions for promoting urban, everyday cycling in the Yoxi Pilot Competition.

When I reviewed my Modrobes Euca Tee I took a few post-ride photos of my sweat-stained t-shirt. I opted not to use them in my review, but I’m kicking myself now for not seeing the fashion-forward concept in those soaked sections of my shirt.

Learn more about the Yoxi Pilot Competition and view the winning entries here.

Via 1 girl + 2 wheels

Man Divorces Bike, Posts “Naked” Photos On Craigslist

Hah! If you’re offended by “blue” language and viciously personifying inanimate objects, read no further.

Craigslist Bike Divorce Screen Shot

terrible divorce with my Giant XTC 2 – $750 (Cabbagetown)


Date: 2010-06-29, 11:07PM EDT


Me – We need to talk
ME – I… I don’t think we should see each other anymore

XTC = What! Why?

ME – It’s not you, I swear.

XTC – I’m too big… that’s it isn’t it!

ME = no, not at all… Hell, I’m 6′. technically I’m too big for you.

XTC – Is it my shifters? You don’t like the Deore’s anymore…

ME – No! I’m telling you it’s me, you’re perfect. You ride better than any other bike

XTC – What!!! you ass hole! you’ve been riding other bikes!
XTC – god I can’t believe you!

ME – Yes, ok I admit it! you’re just too… hybrid for me.

XTC – Her shocks are bigger aren’t they.

ME – god dammit, can we not… please.

XTC – I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I’m leaving.

ME – hahaha, don’t make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

…. … … …

Fuck you Giant.XTC 2…. I hate you… even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! you suck. I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you… I hope everyone see’s what a skank you are.
slut
pickup only


Via Todd Tyrtle and Bikeroo

The Humour of Bicycles with Winston Spear