This is so messed up.
The next morning your ankle is aching and you have a few colourful bruises. You decide you want your collision to be documented, if only so that authorities know the extent of this road safety problem. You’re surprised to discover after some internet research that you have not actually been in a “collision,” according to the provincial Ministry of Transportation. It’s not considered a “collision,” even if you had been seriously injured, or worse.
You wonder if anyone at MTO has ever crashed into a car door (and decide you will send them an instructional video.)